{"id":41,"date":"2006-08-12T10:28:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-12T16:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/one-book-i-wish-had-never-been-written\/"},"modified":"2006-08-12T10:28:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-12T16:28:00","slug":"one-book-i-wish-had-never-been-written","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/12\/one-book-i-wish-had-never-been-written\/","title":{"rendered":"One book I wish had never been written."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:arial;\" >I was quietly minding my own business, enjoying <a href=\"http:\/\/flexnib.blogspot.com\/2006\/08\/weekends-are-for-memes.html\">CW&#8217;s list of books meme<\/a>  describing those that made her cry,laugh etc. when I was tagged .  The list is already written in my  head and I&#8217;ll post it soon, but there is one question I MUST answer tonight.<\/span> <\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:arial;\" ><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">What book do you wish had never been written?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/blogger\/blogger\/5423\/2997\/1600\/thomascake.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/blogger\/blogger\/5423\/2997\/320\/thomascake.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 153, 153);\">How I spent my evening.<\/span><\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-style: italic;font-family:arial;\" >Thomas and the birthday party (ISBN:  043497616<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:arial;\" ><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">)<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>A seemingly innocuous book about Thomas the Tank Engine attending his first ever birthday party, held for his driver. The driver&#8217;s wife greets them at the engine shed wearing her special best dress and shares a birthday cake in the shape of Thomas.<\/span>  <span style=\"color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>WARNING: Encourages three year olds who are turning four to point to the page and say &#8220;Mummy, THAT&#8217;s the cake I want for my birthday party&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">Imported from the earlier version of my blog that used Blogger. Commenter&#8217;s email and URLS will not show up.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was quietly minding my own business, enjoying CW&#8217;s list of books meme describing those that made her cry,laugh etc. when I was tagged . The list is already written in my head and I&#8217;ll post it soon, but there is one question I MUST answer tonight. What book do you wish had never been&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3BXdd-F","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}