{"id":24,"date":"2006-07-13T08:26:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-13T14:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/dont-try-this-in-bed\/"},"modified":"2006-07-13T08:26:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-13T14:26:00","slug":"dont-try-this-in-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/13\/dont-try-this-in-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t try this in bed."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/blogger\/blogger\/5423\/2997\/1600\/snorer.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"https:\/\/librariansmatter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/blogger\/blogger\/5423\/2997\/320\/snorer.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:arial;\" >My Co-Pilot snores. Loudly. It wakes me up. Nothing could be more disturbing, right?<\/p>\n<p>Uh, uh.  He&#8217;s going to a specialist about it soon. Specialist wants me to go too. Why? Co-Pilot is asleep when it happens, so doctor will ask me about it.<\/p>\n<p>We even have homework.<br \/>\nCo-pilot has to &#8230;..sleep.<br \/>\nI have to&#8230;.make a recording of the snoring and when Co-pilot stops breathing (sleep aponea).<\/p>\n<p>So, last night I was awakened by an end-of-the-world chainsaw noise next to me. Shall I get up and find my <a href=\"http:\/\/h50025.www5.hp.com\/hpcom\/au_en\/11_26_60_4557summary.html\">PDA<\/a>? OK. Snoring settles down. Doze. Snoring starts.<\/p>\n<p>Turn on PDA<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bip&#8221;. The &#8220;recording started&#8221; noise wakes Co-Pilot slightly. I&#8217;m too tired to get out of bed, turn on the light  and switch off quiet bipping setting. Doze. Listen to breathing become shallower, shallower, shallower&#8230; building up to an aponea &#8220;Bip&#8221;. No good. Noise stops the snoring.<\/p>\n<p>Inadvertently have discovered the cure for Co-Pilot&#8217;s snoring. Works better than hitting or turning him onto his side. Inadvertently have discovered cure for <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">sleeping<\/span> for me. 4:30am and I was up for the day.<\/p>\n<p>Mr 3 had previously woken me up at 12:30am, wanting his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.badbacks.com.au\/product.asp?productID=307\">wheatbag<\/a> microwaved again. (We use them instead of hot water bottles).<\/p>\n<p>Today I was a bleary-eyed semi-human traveller.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight I&#8217;ll unbip my PDA and see whether I can tape my Co-Pilot&#8217;s snoring. Wish me luck and pleasant dreams.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">Imported from the earlier version of my blog that used Blogger. Commenter&#8217;s email and URLS will not show up.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Co-Pilot snores. Loudly. It wakes me up. Nothing could be more disturbing, right? Uh, uh. He&#8217;s going to a specialist about it soon. Specialist wants me to go too. Why? Co-Pilot is asleep when it happens, so doctor will ask me about it. We even have homework. Co-pilot has to &#8230;..sleep. 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