This shouldn’t work. This should be disgusting.

Fruitcakes are labours of love that involve vast quantities of ingredients and lard and liqueur and esoteric stirring rituals. You bake them in July and wrap them carefully in layers of waxed paper and newspaper and aluminium foil.

Except….this just works.

Following on from Karen’s fruitcake recipe for Fiona who cannot eat nuts, here’s a recipe that a friend gave me last year. It produces something scrumptious, and much more fruitcake-like than ought to be allowed.

CHOCMILK FRUITCAKE

  • 1kg dried mixed fruit
  • 600ml dark chocmilk (prepackaged chocolate flavoured milk from the refrigerator section)
  • 2 cups self-raising flour
  1. Soak the fruit in the chocmilk overnight
  2. Add the flour
  3. Bake for one and a half hours in a moderate oven

It doesn’t really taste chocolatey at all. If you make it, please let me know how it goes – maybe we were delusional the couple of times we baked it.

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12 Responses to “Evidence based fruitcake”

  1. Kathryn, I am so not a cook, but I have used a version of this recipe with coffee replacing the milk. It has to be good quality plunger/drip(I use Zentvelds Coffee) etc, with choc chips an added extra if desired!

  2. Do you suppose it would work with chocolate flavoured soy milk?

  3. Ah, two testing labs :)

    Jo, you could actually do some very interesting things with adding various bits and pieces to the fruit/liquid brew – endless variations. I guess you could also sieve all sorts of spices in with the flour too.

    Andrew I would guess that the choc soy milk proteins would behave differently to the casein in milk – whether this is a problem I don’t know … let me know when you find out :)

  4. I bought chocolate milk on the way home last night and then discovered that what I’d thought was mixed fruit in the pantry was actually sultanas. So I soaked the sultanas in the milk overnight, mixed the flour in first thing this morning, and brought the cake to work.

    Yes, I get up ridiculously early compared to when I leave for work. But also I only made a half-mixture so it cooked more quickly – in fact I should have had it lower heat because the edges went a bit black. Even so, it was very nice hot for breakfast (fruit, milk and flour – what could be healthier?) and my colleagues have made me repeat the recipe a few times plus email it to them, so I’d call it a definite success.

  5. Ah. We seem to be building a nice body of evidence here. Did you colleagues email you back to tell you that you had surely left out three or four ingredients?

  6. I tried this recipe. I halved it also but lowered the temperature. Next time I will try adding some mixed spice and some rum. It was very nice and low fat.

  7. Thank you Joan. Great to hear that it turned out well – I’m waiting for the comment that says “I tried this and it was yukky. You have rocks in your head” – because it just.should.not.work. :)

  8. Hi,
    I tried it and also halved the mixture and put it in a date loaf tin. It was very morish (not sure if I spelt that right) and going to have it for christmas day with custard and cream. :)

  9. A year late in replying to your question but yes, there was much astonishment at how short the list of ingredients was; they wouldn’t believe me the first two or three times. I must make this again this year.

  10. Hi I cooked this and added Irish Wiskey about half a cup and reduced the choc milk by a bit to compensate. It was a big hit enjoyed by a room of critics .

  11. Hi

    I have just soaked the fruit and choc milk from another recipe, which is similar to yours only difference is it says to cook on 150 and to add 700 mils choc milk, do you think I should add more flour than the recipe says which is 2 cups the same as yours.

    Thanks

    Teresa

  12. I think it would be interesting to do it as your recipe says and compare. It may be that the lower temp and greater liquid produces a more moist cake?

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